I have cancer
“$50 for a t-shirt that’s just silly overpriced”
it took me like an hour to listen to the whole song
It frightens me that people would actually listen to this.
I didn’t think anything could make me hate this song more.
girl did u crash ur car into the bridge bc i dont care
if there’s one thing chemistry taught me it’s that frozen yogurt places that go by weight should zero the scale with an empty container before the slight weight discrepancy ruins their lab.
I’M AMERICAN AND I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT. HALP
Happy slapping was a fad in Britain at this time. It’s where you run up behind them and slap both sides of their face like you’re clapping their head. People were really agressive with it and children got burst eardrums.
Hoodies is a derrogatory term for teenagers who misbehave because or commit criminal acts they often wear hooded clothing to hide their face.
ASBOs are a kind of warning given to teenagers who commit criminal acts (so again its something misbehaving teenagers are named) and ringtones are… well ringtones. They’re the noise that your phone makes when it rings that can be changed to reflect your musical taste.
Hope that helps.
the quadratic formula
JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND’S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!!
SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS ARE BEING CRUEL TO THEM AND HURTING THEM, DO NOT SAY “But they seem so nice! I doubt they mean it!” BECAUSE THAT IS AWFUL TO SAY TO THEM AND MAKES THEM NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN
WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
This literally made my stomach churn.
i’m starting to get really worried again as all my friends and classmates are going off to be engineers and doctors and such, while i’m still telling myself that a career in language will offer me more than a teaching position. i have the grades to do anything in virtually any subject, and it’s not like i’m particularly passionate about italian and spanish. i just honestly can’t see myself doing anything else.
*doesnt care and falls asleep*
Twins are so cool, man. How many twins have an identity crisis each minute? I say minute because if the twins of this world aren’t going rapid fire crazy every moment, why am I?
best. flashmob. ever.
I am legit in tears.
CLASSY AS FUCK
i kept seeing all these posts that are like “press j then shift r” or whatever and i kept doing it thinking “wow okay. and?”
and it turns out i was reblogging a lot of posts. oops